About ShittyRobots.com
Small tools, no login, no nonsense.
ShittyRobots.com is a free set of network diagnostic tools that run in your browser. Load the page and it shows you what any website already sees when you connect: your public IP address, the approximate location and ISP tied to that IP, the HTTP headers your browser sends, and whether the connection looks like a VPN, proxy, or datacenter. There is also a port checker for testing whether a given port is reachable from the outside on your current IP.
Why it exists
Most "what is my IP" pages are buried in pop-ups, redirects, and trackers, or they hide the interesting details behind a paywall. This site keeps it to one page: the data is generated live for your own view, nothing is saved to an account, and there are no accounts to begin with. It is meant to be the page you send someone when they ask "can you check if my port forwarding is working" or "is my VPN actually on."
How it works
The front end is plain HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. A small Node.js server reads the IP and headers from your request, performs an approximate IP-geolocation lookup through a third-party service, and runs the port check as a single outbound connection to your own address. The server keeps no database and stores no results. Details on data handling are in the Privacy Policy.
Who makes it
ShittyRobots.com is a personal project built and maintained by Jared Long. It is not affiliated with any ISP, hosting provider, or geolocation vendor. The tools are provided as-is, for informational and troubleshooting use.
Contact
Questions, corrections, or bug reports: jaredlong01@gmail.com.